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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Now what are they on about?



1) it is okay to sit in front of a giant lit candle, but you shouldn't put an empty chair in front of it.

2) You shouldn't put a smaller lit candle on a window [it might fall out]

3] You shouldn't use telekinesis to suspend a lit candle in front of children or dogs as it might freak them out.


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